Sunday, January 31, 2010

Kidz

Funny shit i saw on my sister in-law's blog (which i will not link because you guys are faggots)

it is about her son(my nephew).


he is adorable in real life, but when they photostated his IC. This came out






Kinda reminds me of






Hi, I'm Chucky.. wanna play?

i don't know what to update

' Wei Shiang just sent you a nudge.
afif sani says:
yes
' Wei Shiang says:
do you practice amputee stump fucking
afif sani says:
yes
sometimes
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random msn messages in the middle of the night

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Senyum Pak Hang


dah lama tak buat post bahasa utagha.


Sunday, January 17, 2010

how to get addicted to crystal meth/ice


I've got lots of calls from people thanking me about the ice recipe i put up yesterday http://afifsani.blogspot.com/2010/01/how-to-make-crystal-methice.html

here are some of the feedback i got:


Anonymous meth user 1: I managed to stay up for 3 days straight. I managed to re-do my Extended Essay and i got a predicted "A"

Anonymous meth user 2: I can't stop dancing!

Anonymous meth user 3: I shoved some up my ass hole and it feels like having butt sex with a sasquatch

Anonymous meth user 4: OH MY GOD, MY DICK FELL OFF! THIS SHIT IS SO AWESOME!

Friday, January 15, 2010

how to make crystal meth/ice

yo dudes, in this post i will teach you how to make "poor man's ice" as what it is called in the streets. Making poor man's ice is easy! effects include: euphoria, sudden gain of energy, insomnia and slight fits of haemorrhoids.

ingredients: table salt, ammonia (you can just use cleaning detergent containing ammonium hydroxide), bleach, baking soda, a small container to mix the ingredients, and a straw

1) mix all the ingredients in the small container (equal parts ammonia and bleach)
2) pour in the table salt and baking soda into the mixture
3) mix the solution well
4) use the straw to blow bubbles into the solution
5) blowing the solution is actually providing carbon dioxide into the mixture so that it will react
6) continue blowing until the mixture changes to brick red or blood red
7) keep the mixture in a dry place for it to crystalize


there you have it! you just made ice! some people call it fire ice because of its colour.

you can smoke it up, or shoot it up by mixing with ethyl ethanoate(inject into muscles never into veins), or wrap it in tissue paper by taking a small ammount of it roughly the size of bullet (never more or you will OD!) and swallow.

have fun :D

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Values

When I was 15 years old, Eugen once told me that when I am grown up I will stop hating people.

"when you are around 20, you will start to lose all those hatred towards people."











WELL I AM NOW AROUND 20 AND I STILL HATE PEOPLE

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Avatiaq

is there something wrong with me if i find the weird cat-like beings in avatar sexy?

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Lets just put in my resolutions(things i wont even attempt to do) and get done with it.

1. Stay awesome

-easy

2. Get buffed.

-now i've wasted a few hundreds on a set of weights and some other stuff to get me to look like Chinless(for penang ppl) or Mr Bahu(for KMBianz).

3. Stop smoking

-My mother said that if i stopped, she will get me a credit card


LIES


I remember when i was 12, my mother promised to take me to see the F1 race if i get 5A's for UPSR. I am still waiting after 8 years

the fact that my house is now 500M from the F1 circuit did not help.

4. Become a liquor baron

- I am serious.

5. Have a threesome

-doesnt matter how

A)male-female-female
B)male-male-female
C)male-male-male
D)male-female-goat
E)male-male-goat
F)male-goat-goat