The name game

Afif means chaste and modest in arabic

sani means perfect

that means i'm perfectly chaste and modest

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when life gives you lemons, take it with a shot of tequila

U never heard me speak of, not to mention complain about taking IB. It is shit.

God, my sister took IB at the same school I am studying. She complained not stop. I laughed.

My friends took IB, they couldn't go hang out much because of all the assignments. I didn't understand. I just laughed.

Reminds me of a story

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Once i helped my then girlfriend do CAS; teach grade 2 students at her school.

its something to do with science and shit, and all the little assfuckers gathered in a small hall. This was back when uplands was still a shitty old school at Gurney.

after handing out papers to all the little assfuckers, I switched on the mic and said.

please shade on the empty sheet of paper

all those little fuckers laughed, for about 2 minutes.

what did i do wrong?

"honey, u just said please shat on the empty shit of paper"

fuck kids

and with that, i transformed into a giant grizzly and ate all the little assfuckers. They died.

i dont have a weird accent. stfu

sorry for not updating much. Expect a big update soon, for now enjoy this post.

Dont tell me its to early

Well, since everyone is acting all gay and emo and shit. Why not have some fun!

tell me which one is the funiest :)

hipster backlash 2009

bad

you are on a break with your girlfriend

worse

your girlfriend fucked your friend

even worse

she is pregnant

fucked up

you gave RM400 to your friend who fucked your girlfriend because he said he got into a car accident and you said YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY BACK

even more fucked up

you didn't know you subsidized your own girlfriend's abortion

your life is totally gay

you got back with your girlfriend, she didn't tell you what happened and your friends kept quite. You only got to know it yesterday which was 2 years from the incident. Your life is a lie.

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I seriously lol'd. Fucking lol'd. When tsarina told me i was in class, i went to the restroom. I FUCKING LOL'D FOR 5MINS. People thought i was crazy. fuck you, people.

though i feel sorry for the sorry fucker, i'd hate to say i told you she is a slut.

BUT I FUCKING TOLD YOU SHE IS A SLUT

Im thinking of asking for copyrights for this story to make a fucking movie, it would be awesome. Imagine sex, betrayal and a crazy gang fight at the end.

KARIPAP PANAS BANG! KARIPAP PANAS!

I fell asleep doing work, next to my laptop. About 5 AM i woke up feeling a sudden stinging/burning pain on my arms. Fuck, the whole night i slept with my arms closing the exhaust fan of my laptop. I woke up finding gnarly burn marks on my arms.

Also,

I just got back home. Went into my room, which had a smell of rotten flesh. Looked around to find the source. IT WAS A FREAKING KARIPAP IN MY DRAWER.

When i opened my drawer, fucking flies everywhere. For a moment i thought i was in College.

oh did i forget to mention there were maggots in the said KARIPAP and the drawer was full with maggot cocoons.

i vomited twice cleaning the shit up. awesome.

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Oh before i forget, The Malaysian Government under Najib Altantuya has agreed to trade talks with Israel. They have agreed to open up our markets for Jewish-made cars. I am gonna buy one as soon as i figure out how to obtain cash. Perhaps selling ass.

here's a sneak peak on what's to come

song to say goodbye

i feel something in me everytime i hear this song, i think normal people call it sadness

"Protect Me From What I Want"

It's the disease of the age
It's the disease that we crave
Alone at the end of the rave
We catch the last bus home

Corporate America wakes
Coffee republic and cakes
We open the latch on the gate
Of the hole that we call our home

Protect me from what I want...
Protect me protect me

Maybe we're victims of fate
Remember when we'd celebrate
We'd drink and get high until late
And now we're all alone

Wedding bells ain't gonna chime
With both of us guilty of crime
And both of us sentenced to time
And now we're all alone

Protect me from what I want...
Protect me protect me
Protect me from what I want...
Protect me protect me

Protect me from what I want...
Protect me protect me
Protect me from what I want...
Protect me protect me